The Late Scratch Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Williams gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
90%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.