The Garbage-Time Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Williams loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
85%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Williams's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.