The Late Scratch Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Williams's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
73%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.