The Garbage-Time Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“The broadcast shows Williams on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Williams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.