The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- Williams gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
73%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Williams drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.