The Hamstring Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Falcons locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Williams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.