The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Ref: "Number Williams, that's a flag." Williams: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Williams gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Williams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.