The Garbage-Time Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
74%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Williams, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.