The Late Scratch Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- Williams gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.