The Hamstring Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Ref: "Number Williams, that's a flag." Williams: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Williams gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
74%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single Titans jersey, ironically worn
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.