The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Williams gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
88%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Commanders locker room
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Williams drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.