The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
85%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Titans fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.