The Phantom Flag Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
- Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
75%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Williams's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.