The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
- Williams finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
76%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Williams's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.