The Snap Count Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Williams is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
80%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Williams's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.