The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“The broadcast shows Williams on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
82%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Browns, tongue of ref,
Bring Cowboys down to grief,
Williams scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.