The Stuffed Run Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- The broadcast shows Williams on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Williams will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
83%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Williams's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.