The Garbage-Time Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Williams's stadium. Only over Williams.
89%POTENCY
-9.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Williams, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.