The Late Scratch Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- A mysterious flag erases Williams's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number Williams, that's a flag." Williams: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.