The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Williams gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Carolina's biggest rival.
- Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
78%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Williams, Williams, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.