The Garbage-Time Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“The broadcast shows Williams on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- The team goes up 21 early and Williams gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
84%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Williams's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Jahmyr Gibbs
- Bijan Robinson
- Christian McCaffrey
- Jonathan Taylor
- James Cook III
- Derrick Henry
- Saquon Barkley
- CeeDee Lamb
- Omarion Hampton
- Ashton Jeanty
- Kyren Williams
- Chase Brown
FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.