The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Javonte Williams
Javonte Williams · DAL · RB
“Williams runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Williams's week
- Williams gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
- Williams is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Williams's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Javonte Williams in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Javonte Williams is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Javonte Williams actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.