The Inch-Short Hex of Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA · WR
“Smith-Njigba is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smith-Njigba's week
- Smith-Njigba runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.
- Smith-Njigba finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
90%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smith-Njigba's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaxon Smith-Njigba in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaxon Smith-Njigba is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaxon Smith-Njigba actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.