The Hamstring Hex of Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA · WR
“Smith-Njigba will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smith-Njigba's week
- Smith-Njigba gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Smith-Njigba scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smith-Njigba drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaxon Smith-Njigba in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaxon Smith-Njigba is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaxon Smith-Njigba actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.