The Hamstring Hex of Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA · WR
“Smith-Njigba will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smith-Njigba's week
- Smith-Njigba is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- A mysterious flag erases Smith-Njigba's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
91%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smith-Njigba drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaxon Smith-Njigba in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaxon Smith-Njigba is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaxon Smith-Njigba actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.