The Hamstring Hex of Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA · WR
“Smith-Njigba is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Smith-Njigba's week
- Smith-Njigba is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Smith-Njigba drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
92%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Smith-Njigba scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaxon Smith-Njigba in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaxon Smith-Njigba is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaxon Smith-Njigba actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.