The Hamstring Hex of Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA · WR
“Smith-Njigba finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Smith-Njigba's week
- The broadcast shows Smith-Njigba on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Smith-Njigba's stadium. Only over Smith-Njigba.
80%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smith-Njigba, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaxon Smith-Njigba in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaxon Smith-Njigba is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaxon Smith-Njigba actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.