The Inch-Short Hex of Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA · WR
“Smith-Njigba will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smith-Njigba's week
- Smith-Njigba's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- The broadcast shows Smith-Njigba on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smith-Njigba, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaxon Smith-Njigba in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaxon Smith-Njigba is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaxon Smith-Njigba actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.