The Hamstring Hex of Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA · WR
“Smith-Njigba's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smith-Njigba's week
- The broadcast shows Smith-Njigba on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Smith-Njigba gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Jets fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smith-Njigba drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaxon Smith-Njigba in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaxon Smith-Njigba is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaxon Smith-Njigba actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.