The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA · WR
“Smith-Njigba is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smith-Njigba's week
- Smith-Njigba gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Smith-Njigba's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
87%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Seahawks down to grief,
Smith-Njigba scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaxon Smith-Njigba in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaxon Smith-Njigba is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaxon Smith-Njigba actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.