The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA · WR
“Smith-Njigba scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Smith-Njigba's week
- The QB looks at Smith-Njigba exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Ref: "Number Smith-Njigba, that's a flag." Smith-Njigba: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Smith-Njigba, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaxon Smith-Njigba in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaxon Smith-Njigba is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaxon Smith-Njigba actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.