The Butter-Finger Hex of Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Smith-Njigba's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smith-Njigba's week
- Smith-Njigba's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Smith-Njigba was due a breakout.
- Smith-Njigba is the primary read on every play... for the other team's film study.
81%POTENCY
-19.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Smith-Njigba's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaxon Smith-Njigba in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaxon Smith-Njigba is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaxon Smith-Njigba actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.