The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA · WR
“Smith-Njigba's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Smith-Njigba's week
- Smith-Njigba goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Smith-Njigba finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Smith-Njigba's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaxon Smith-Njigba in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaxon Smith-Njigba is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaxon Smith-Njigba actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.