The Late Scratch Hex of Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA · WR
“Smith-Njigba gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Smith-Njigba's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Smith-Njigba's stadium. Only over Smith-Njigba.
- Smith-Njigba gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
86%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Smith-Njigba drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaxon Smith-Njigba in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaxon Smith-Njigba is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaxon Smith-Njigba actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.