The Butter-Finger Hex of Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA · WR
“Smith-Njigba's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Smith-Njigba's week
- Smith-Njigba is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- The QB looks at Smith-Njigba exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
85%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Smith-Njigba, Smith-Njigba, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaxon Smith-Njigba in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaxon Smith-Njigba is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaxon Smith-Njigba actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.