The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jaxon Smith-Njigba
Jaxon Smith-Njigba · SEA · WR
“Smith-Njigba finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smith-Njigba's week
- Smith-Njigba is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Smith-Njigba is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
75%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Smith-Njigba, Smith-Njigba, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jaxon Smith-Njigba in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jaxon Smith-Njigba is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jaxon Smith-Njigba actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.