The Late Scratch Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Daniels finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Daniels's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.