The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- Daniels will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Daniels scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.