The Kneel-Down Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Ref: "Number Daniels, that's a flag." Daniels: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Every deep ball Daniels throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
81%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Daniels's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.