The Hamstring Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Daniels gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
72%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Daniels drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.