The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
- The broadcast shows Daniels on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
79%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Daniels, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.