The Bad Snap Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- Daniels gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Daniels's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.