The Kneel-Down Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Daniels tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
73%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Daniels, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.