The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Daniels gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
91%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Daniels's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.