The Checkdown Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Ref: "Number Daniels, that's a flag." Daniels: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Daniels takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
78%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Daniels drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.