The Bad Snap Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.
- Daniels throws a perfect spiral to a guy who is not wearing his team's jersey.
78%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Daniels's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.