The Sack Spiral Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
- Daniels will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
81%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Daniels drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.