The Sideline-Scold Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Daniels finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Daniels drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.