The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Daniels's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Daniels, the end zone is a rumor.
- Daniels leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
83%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Daniels drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.