The Pick-Six Hex of Jayden Daniels
Jayden Daniels · WAS · QB
“Daniels is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Daniels's week
- Daniels gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of LSU's biggest rival.
- Daniels gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.
92%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Eye of Rams, tongue of ref,
Bring Commanders down to grief,
Daniels scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jayden Daniels in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jayden Daniels is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jayden Daniels actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.